TItanium MultiMedia 1.3.61 - The Hacker's Guide
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by  Frank Schoep (http://home.concepts.nl/~dsfs98)
for Cahal Technologies (http://www.dragg.net/binky)

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THIS GUIDE WILL EXPLAIN WHAT TIMM DOES. IT IS WRITTEN FOR ONLY THE MOST 1337 PPL
ON EARTH. THIS GUIDE MAY CONTAIN SOME STUPID $HIT THAT MAY UPSET SOME PPL. DON'T
READ ON IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND MOST THINGS SAID BY NICKD OR BILLG :-)
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WHAT IT DOES
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TIMM CONVERTS WINDOWS VIDEO TO YOUR TI CALCULATOR USING TIMPEG COMPRESSION
if you do not understand this sentence, read on for an explanation of each word
				this does not mean a 2 byte value! <-------^^^^

TIMM
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TIMM stands for Trash In Most Memory. It is apparent that this program is able
to fill your calculators memory with more garbage than any TI83+ can garbage
collect. This isn't bad: this way, you won't be able to have several 'guess the
number' games on it. I'm sorry for you TI86 users: this program will not take
up all 98K of your memory.

CONVERTS
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CONVERTS means that some kind of source material is trashed and reformed to fit
in another format. It's almost the same as trying to XXXX XXXX XXX XXXX XXXX
XXXXXX (censored by the Dutch governement). NickD uses a CONVERSION to make his
language incompatible with most humans' :-). When two people want to convert
something, they usualy start a CONVERSATION.

WINDOWS
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WINDOWS are the things made of glass in your home. Do not try to walk trough
them. This might hurt you. Alternatively, it is an OS (operating system) which
was written by Ubernerd Bill Gates. It cannot compare to Linux, which is the
Best Thing Ever (TM). Wasting your time is often called 'WINDOZING'.

VIDEO
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VIDEO is a combination of images, which are displayed rapidly one after another.
This fools you. It makes you 'think' that there's motion. But look around you,
video is not the same as reality, since it's patterns and moves are predefined.
To convert reality to video is known as 'VIDEOZATION'.

TO
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TO is the wrong speling of TWO.

YOUR
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YOUR isn't mine. 'Nuff said.

TI
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TI is the wrong speling of THREE (Chinese people would often say 'TLI'). In
another universe, this means some company that $cr3w$ up some websites because
they publish things that should've been open source.

CALCULATOR
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CALCULATOR is a device that may seriously diminish the amount of time you have
left to do homework and other tasks. You should be careful when you see one,
especially if it has something to do with the previous word. If you don't mind
wasting your time, you should definitely check out Windows 98/2000, this really
wastes your (worthless) time.

USING
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USING is a verb (pr: vurp) that means that something utilizes some other stuff.
Windows is ~ your time.

TIMPEG
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TIMPEG is short for This Is Mostly Private (and) Emotional Garbage. Also known as
a slow CONVERT method.

COMPRESSION
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COMPRESSION is a form of deflating something, but this isn't right. In h4x0r speak
it is known as making something smaller using a number of time wasting routines.
COMPRESSION takes as much time as is needed to e-mail the file without COMPRESSION.
Generally seen, COMPRESSION can be good.

OASIS
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OASIS is known to be the best rock 'n' roll band ..... ever! If you don't believe
me, just get a copy (or original) of Definitely Maybe, their debut album. But
beware: once you listen to it, you want to buy more OASIS albums and singles!





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